this girl on my facebook feed has been posting statuses for 8 hours straight all today begging for someone to kill a spider in her bathroom and having several breakdowns in the middle and ranting about how she has no true friends because no one would kill it only to realize that it was a piece of hair and i’m still laughing
i’m glad we don’t have To hunt for our food any more.. i don’t even know where Sandwiches live
(Source: teenwhoops)
have you ever been so wildly attracted to someone you can actually feel it driving you insane
(Source: sunndogg)
the bottom of you hair was once at the top of your head
true self control is waiting until the movie starts to eat your popcorn
why would the movie eat my popcorn
nevermind i get it
wouldn’t it be cool if jellyfish floated around in air instead of water but they didn’t sting you instead they gave you little kisses and rubbed your forehead with their tentacles
do you ever just glance at a guys crotch and think “theres a dick there”
